Republican Crime Wave Engulfs The San Bernardino Assessor’s Office

The GOP crime wave has bankrupted America, destroyed Iraq’s economy and infrastructure and now apparently menaces even San Bernardino, California as, county prosecutors allege, Republican operatives have co-opted the San Bernardino County assessor’s office and turned into part of the local GOP campaign machine, hiring phalanxes of goons to spend all their time on the office phones and computers chasing contributions.

Prosecutors are apparently circling in for the kill, putting the cuffs on one of the alleged GOP bag men allegedly employed by the assessor’s office, Adam Aleman [above], and charging him with six felonies, including presenting false evidence to a county grand jury and destroying public records, according to the Associated Press.

It’s a smart move on the prosecutor’s part. Aleman was not only an allegedly hack hire, he was the executive director of the county Republican Party syndicate when his boss, county Assessor Bill Postmus [above] was its chair. In the end, the District Attorney’s office could track this back to the very heart of the San Bernardino Republican crime plexus.

[AP] San Bernardino assessor’s employee arrested

17 comments:

A less bug eyed Peter Lorre?

God they both look so incredibly gay. Ugh.

@rptrcub: Aw RC that so messes up my organized crime theme. Are there gay crime families?

@FlyingChainSaw:
There’s the Velvet Mafia of Hollywood (Capo is allegedly David Geffen)?

@FlyingChainSaw: If not, there should be. Get HBO on it — One part “Sopranos” + three part fab-u-lous = magic!!

After seeing Adam’s photo, I began excitedly reading to find out about teh ghey sex scandal. I feel cheated.

@Cynica: This is getting twisted. Is every Republican crime fodder for a depraved made for TV movie? Is there no scandal, unnatural act or horror that is beyond imagining being committed by the GOP crime plexus?

@FlyingChainSaw: It would save a lot in production costs to go with a reality format, à la “Cops” or “To Catch a Predator.” Hmmm, “To Catch a Republican” has rather a nice ring to it. Start with this sort of crime, then hit them with the toe-tapping episodes for sweeps months. Gotta go call my agent.

Picture evidence that low hair color/skin color contrast is still not as useful for presenting a clean-shaven appearance as simply having no balls.
@Cynica: A story of Government-funded sexiness to tide you over.

If they found one of them in two wetsuits hogtied with a dildo up his ass on Monday morning, this would be a fucking 10.

@Emo Endymion: Thanks, darling. Gives a whole new meaning to the term “stimulus package,” doesn’t it? Guess we know what people are doing on their “staycations.”

@Cynica: Makes you wonder about that Invisible Hand, and where its been

@Blogenfreude: Why do people keep bringing that up? That wouldn’t be cool; that would be lame, done, copycatshit, old meme.
A real 10 would show some originality, damn it. Maybe something involving a Barney the Dinosaur costume, or…no, now that I’ve mentioned that, that would be lame too. Fuck, the cutting edge is hard.
Oooh! Idea!

Well, mellbell, it’s you, me, some guests and a bot right now. I think I’m about ready to pack it in for tonight.
g’night, mellbell.

@Ewalda: I see drinkyclown has logged in, also. ‘night, drinkyclown.

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@rptrcub: Darling, looking gay is not a bad thing. (Excuse me room while I counsel younger homo) We must move beyond our internalized homophobia. We’re not all stylists, florists or hairdressers. Because these freaks look like.. well, freaks, does not make them look gay. Gays can be as groovy or as square and as badly dressed or as stylish as any other man. Hi, Manchu! I was in Sears earlier and the place was full of them. Big old lard ass pants and the boyfriend shopping for a major ride-behind mower (you don’t even know what that means, do you, cupcake?). We are the world. Or 2% of it. Think 21st birthday cake, wet and oozing with goo, and a knife, hard and glistening, run under hot water, cutting through all the layers to make your slice. It’s not a thick slice but it’s got something of everything.

Big wet sloppy kisses and a tongue down your throat.

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@Ewalda: Hey, goodnight! I keep wandering off and popping back in. Went on a beer run (black butte porter!), and read via Attackerman about poor Bozo.

@Lyndon LaDouche: I hear and respect what you’re saying but my ‘dar has been awakened out sleep mode.

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